Bathroom Chaos Lover Gifts

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Disaster in the kitchen.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."