Bathroom Chaos Appreciator Gifts

"Water hot enough for you?"

"I need to tinkle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Dog Restroom

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Caveman bathroom

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"