Bathroom Chaos Admirer Gifts

"Everything alright in there?"

"I need to tinkle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Dog Restroom

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Caveman bathroom

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Junior's Towel

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

St Bernard Toilet Holder