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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Newborn Chaos

Cooking

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

COVID-19 kitchen

'Net to catch pancake.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'Too much spice?'

Good Mop, Bad Mop.

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven

Russian eggs.

The food inspector

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

"Tell them their pasta prima vera will be slightly delayed."