Messy Room Aficionado Gifts

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Cake Free Zone

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Newborn Chaos

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Snow globe

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Super glue hoovering

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

WInter Fish

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

Scarecrow with a TV head.

"Inspiration"

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

"If you like it you'd better act quick. 'Under the bed' got scooped up the moment it hit the market."