Messy House Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh Doris!! I just love what you've done with the place!!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'We were mud wrestling.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

Repossessed Properties.

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

'For sale'

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

"To enforce social distancing we erected walls between booths and then we added windows to protect the staff and private bathrooms to keep our facilities sanitary. We kind of kept going from there and our whole staff caught Covid anyway but now we've built some pretty decent affordable housing."

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'