Messy House Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oh Doris!! I just love what you've done with the place!!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'How do I know your ours?'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"I'm running a loose ship."

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'We were mud wrestling.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Repossessed Properties.

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

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An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'