Messy Room Aficionado Prints

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Cake Free Zone

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Newborn Chaos

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Snow globe

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Super glue hoovering

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

WInter Fish

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

"Inspiration"

"If you like it you'd better act quick. 'Under the bed' got scooped up the moment it hit the market."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"