Neighbor Watching Gifts

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

$1: Family Secrets

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Dog says hi to a cat.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

Suburban street.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Where the wild things aren't.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Visiting 'friends'.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'