Neighbor Watching Mugs

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

$1: Family Secrets

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Dog says hi to a cat.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Suburban street.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Visiting 'friends'.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."