House Share Pro Gifts

"Relax. I'm checking for a wire."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

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"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Real Estate Personals

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Homeless count.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

New Homes

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Turtle Eviction

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

Americans More Optimistic

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

"There, that's better!"

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

The Bright Side

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

Cut and Paste.

'Deal or no deal?'

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

'Let's not get too carried away.'