Home-sharer Gifts

The Boarding-House

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'She blogged her first word today.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

"I don't know why people say TV has killed the art of conversation, it's all we ever talk about."

"I always enjoy our talks."

Your mower will be returned...and your neighbour will borrow it.

"Eve, if I tell you something can you keep it a secret?"

"The boss hates our proposal, but on a positive note, he gave me a Facebook 'like' on my cheesy pesto bread!"

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