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Real Estate Personals

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Homeless count.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

New Homes

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Turtle Eviction

"There, that's better!"

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

Cut and Paste.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

'Let's not get too carried away.'

'Deal or no deal?'

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."