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"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"The pH level seems a little off."

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'