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Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

G.P.S. For the Home

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'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Bed or breakfast.

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

The lessor of two evils.

For Sale, just to find the true value.

Home Ship Home

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Watch out for the low beams!"

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

Teaching from Home

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."