Car Share Coordinator Pillows

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

No Car Bar.

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

Ubear.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."