Car Share Coordinator Pillows

Mom! Kate's dad had their car again! Olivia's parents are out of town. Lizzie's mom is sick. Can you pick us up after practice? I'm sick too, you know! Sick of car-pooling! She'll be there!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

How do fish get to work?

"Giddyup."

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"How much if I pedal?"

No Car Bar.

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

Ubear.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."