Car Sharing T-Shirts

'I never realised this car share scheme would be so popular.'

"I still say you can go too far with car sharing."

"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Bumper Car Share Scheme.

"This car sharing scheme is great, I'II try to get it back to you in a month or so."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

How do fish get to work?

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Ubear.

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Car Pools.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"