Car Pooling T-Shirts

'We need to discuss your concept of car pooling.'

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Google car."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"One year closer to college!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Dog Park

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Sailor in Car.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."