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'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Sailor in Car.

"Here's the parking lot."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

How do fish get to work?

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'