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'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Sailor in Car.

"Here's the parking lot."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

I love that new elephant smell.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

How do fish get to work?

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'