Car Pool Manager T-Shirts

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Chick Billiard Ball

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

No petting in the pool!

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Birds cue ball escape.

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

Car Pools.

'The disciplinary policy for abusing company car privileges? They dismantle the brakes. Why do you ask?'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Musical Snooker

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

Sign, Keep off.

Potholes.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

I love swimming.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."