Car Pool Manager T-Shirts

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Chick Billiard Ball

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

No petting in the pool!

Birds cue ball escape.

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

Car Pools.

'The disciplinary policy for abusing company car privileges? They dismantle the brakes. Why do you ask?'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Musical Snooker

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

Potholes.

Filling up a rooftop pool

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

I love swimming.

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'