Car Pool Captain T-Shirts

'Well, at least members of my car pool understand me.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

I drive, therefore I am.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Romance on the Yacht

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Bon Voyage

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.