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'Sorry, Clark, but you know the rules on smoking in this carpool.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I drive, therefore I am.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

Coronavirus Warriors

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

'Another day, another dollar.'

Car Pools.

Drink kills.

"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Carpool karaoke

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

Supermarket traffic lights.

"You've had six accidents?"

'Well, at least members of my car pool understand me.'

Emile's Unbeaten Record at Musical Statues Still Stood.

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

Women's Synchronized Peeing

The bus broke down. Can you get Twig and her posse from field hockey? I'm making a delivery. Please? I'm stuck at work. Ok. I'll figure something our so the police don't notice. Tree's Trees.

Designated driver at a party.

Car pool

A driver approaches a man in sunglasses standing by the side of a highway next to a sign which reads, "Last Squeegee for 3, 000 miles."

'We need to discuss your concept of car pooling.'