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'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

The bus broke down. Can you get Twig and her posse from field hockey? I'm making a delivery. Please? I'm stuck at work. Ok. I'll figure something our so the police don't notice. Tree's Trees.

'Another day, another dollar.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

I drive, therefore I am.

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

I'm late. Nothing you can say will convince me to drive you to school. O.K. Slam!

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Car Pools.

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Car pool lane.

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

"I was told Bob fell off about 4 blocks back, so we do have room for one more. Would you like to carpool with us?"

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'

Carpool karaoke

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

'Since you carpool together, we're letting you ALL go.'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

Our Short-Lived Car Pool

Carpool of rocket scientists.

'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'

'Well, at least members of my car pool understand me.'