Carpool Captain T-Shirts

I drive, therefore I am.

I'm late. Nothing you can say will convince me to drive you to school. O.K. Slam!

Car pool lane.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

How do fish get to work?

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'