Carpool Coordinator T-Shirts

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."

"There's a guy in the trunk."

Travel Advances: '96, 97, 98, 99. . . one dollar.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'