Carpool Lover T-Shirts

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

I drive, therefore I am.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Baby in Trunk.

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"