I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!
Chatty Carpooler T-Shirts
Celebrate their talkative personality with a witty t-shirt that captures the fun of carpool chatter. An ideal gift for those who love to keep the conversation rolling wherever they go.
A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.
"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."
"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
Time for tea and friendship.
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.
'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'
Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'
Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.
'Do you come here often?'
White Wine Wisdom (2)
A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.
"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."
'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'
I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.
Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane
"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."
"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."
How do fish get to work?
Getting together to chew the fat.
"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."
"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."
"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"
'No talking' sign at a fishing site.
'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'
'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'
"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."
'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'
Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!
"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"
Blah blah blah.
'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'
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