Chatty Carpooler Mugs

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

How do fish get to work?

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Getting together to chew the fat.

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"