Carpool Champion Pillows

'Another day, another dollar.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Car Pools.

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

'Since you carpool together, we're letting you ALL go.'

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

"I was told Bob fell off about 4 blocks back, so we do have room for one more. Would you like to carpool with us?"

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'

Carpool karaoke

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

Our Short-Lived Car Pool

'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.

'Well, at least members of my car pool understand me.'

'I never realised this car share scheme would be so popular.'

'The all work in their own homes now, but they still get together for carpool reunions.'

Car pool