Carpool Kings Pillows

Carpool karaoke

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"There's a guy in the trunk."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'