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"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Dolphin tricks.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tentacle attacking diver.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Shake! Good dog."

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Get in the house now!'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'

'And some sunshine.'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

Social distancing

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'