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Bird bath pool toys.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Dolphin tricks.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tentacle attacking diver.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"Shake! Good dog."

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'Get in the house now!'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

Dive in...

Aquarobics.

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

Social distancing

'And some sunshine.'

With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.

'There's always one.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

"No peeing in pool"