Poolside Mentor T-Shirts

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Dolphin tricks.

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Artist Misses the Point

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"You're overthinking this."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Tentacle attacking diver.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'Is it labor day already?'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Swimming

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"Where's the lifeguard?"

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."