Poolside Ambassador Gifts

Bird bath pool toys.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Dolphin tricks.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Tentacle attacking diver.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"Shake! Good dog."

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

Dive in...

'Get in the house now!'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

Aquarobics.

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'And some sunshine.'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

Social distancing

'There's always one.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

"No peeing in pool"

"Did you remember to order a liner for the pool?"