Poolside Scholar Gifts

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Mozart on a lilo

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Dolphin tricks.

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Artist Misses the Point

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"You're overthinking this."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."