Poolside Thinker Gifts

"My laptop gets hot, but I solved that problem."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Beginning Yarder.

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Fishy tail.

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Mozart on a lilo

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Artist Misses the Point

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

Lemmings on Vacation

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"You're overthinking this."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

Tentacle attacking diver.