Poolside Conversations Gifts

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Hollywood Breakup

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Mozart on a lilo

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"You're overthinking this."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Artist Misses the Point

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

No petting in the pool!

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Is it labor day already?'

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'