Poolside Flirt Gifts

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

Bring your own inflatable.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Bankside

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Do you come here often?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Wanna go out?"

Dolphin tricks.

Swimming Champion.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Tentacle attacking diver.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"Shake! Good dog."

Swimming

Swimming with dad

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

First Dive

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Get in the house now!'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'