Poolside Lounge Lover Gifts

Golfer reads club sign pointing to restaurant, swimming pool, obstacle course.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

"I only need shade for my wine."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Hollywood Breakup

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Bankside

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Couch Potatoes

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Sandy Floss

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Swimming Champion.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'Want to go for a dip?'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special