Poolside Lounge Lover Gifts

Golfer reads club sign pointing to restaurant, swimming pool, obstacle course.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

"I only need shade for my wine."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Bankside

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Hollywood Breakup

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Couch Potatoes

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"My feet are cold."

Sandy Floss

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Swimming Champion.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'Want to go for a dip?'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'