Pool Day Lovers Gifts

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Cruise.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'