Pool Lovers Gifts

Car pool.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"They're so like us."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

The Interloper.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Pool lovers

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'