Pool Day Fanatic Gifts

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Bankside

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Pool lovers

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."