Poolside Conversations Prints

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Hollywood Breakup

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Mozart on a lilo

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"You're overthinking this."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Lemmings on Vacation

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Artist Misses the Point

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

No petting in the pool!

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

'Is it labor day already?'