Seaside Scholar Gifts

Beach days.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

The sea 2050.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Hard to follow...'

Mermaid Art

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Shakespeare at the beach ...

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

'You have ear wax.'

School of Fish

Gus never found the perfect wave

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"You're exactly what I'm looking for in a man."

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

Man walking down the beach with a phone to one ear and a shell to the other.

Seagulls