Seaside Scholar Pillows

Beach days.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

The sea 2050.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

'Hard to follow...'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Gus never found the perfect wave

School of Fish

'You have ear wax.'

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'

"You're exactly what I'm looking for in a man."

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

Man walking down the beach with a phone to one ear and a shell to the other.