Summer School Scholar Pillows

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

The sea 2050.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

Parental Role Model

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'