School Scholar Pillows

'There you go...talking that old timey trash again. Got any ideas the work in the real world?'

Where your mind & battle are los

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

I will study my speling words...

Eternal Student.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Guitarist

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

The Bookworm

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."