School Kid Pillows

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Just be yourself."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Hi-yah!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Three more years of high school."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'