Sea Level Scholar Pillows

The sea 2050.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

What your guitar says about you.

"Oh no! Not more graphs? And on our first day back at school!"

Aging App

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

School of Fish

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

Climate Change Exhibit. Warming. Antarctica. Greenland. If the ice caps melt, sea levels will rise. Uh-oh, another liquidity crisis!

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

"We're from Australia and we're here to help with your global warming problem."

Surfboarder reading.

Beach days.

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

Would you folks mind not talking for the rest of the evening? I've been diagramming sentences all day at school.

'There you go...talking that old timey trash again. Got any ideas the work in the real world?'

Desert Island sinking due to global warming.

"Coffee is to contemporary Christians as wine was to those in the Bible."

"You just graduated from the best, most fun school ever! Nice!"

"This is my summer reading list. The only book they left out was 'How To Speed Read.'"

"Apparently, it's the rising sea levels."

"No, dear. You won't still have to go to school when you're Daddy's age. Daddy goes to school because he's a teacher."

'Fred,do you need any help putting the outboard motor on?'

''Twelve Apostles'? - You mean Jesus had a FOCUS GROUP?'

'Actually I'm not all that crazy about swimming.'