Poolside Captain Prints

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Dolphin tricks.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Tentacle attacking diver.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"Shake! Good dog."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Swimming

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Get in the house now!'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'And some sunshine.'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

Social distancing

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Bird bath pool toys.